I know the title is a mouthful, but we live in 'Important Times', and have to get things right!
1) A piece of skin that contains thirteen
tattoos each one more violent than the last. In each tattoo, the face of the
individual suffering a truly terrible
fate is one of the players. He/she can consider themselves marked-for-death...
2) A small barrel of Old Toby pipe-weed.
3) A magnifying glass with ‘Property of 221b
Baker Street’ embossed onto the handle.
4) A necklace made entirely from Troll teeth.
5) A small hand-carved jade crocodile. When held
to your ear there is a discernible ‘ticking noise’.
6) A road sign for, ‘Highway 69’.
7) A wooden propeller.
8) A conch of commanding. Save vs. Spells or
follow the conch blower’s commands, as per the spell. The word ‘Piggy’ is
scratched onto the side.
9) A barrel of tea leaves for a faraway place
called, “China”.
10)
A box of
seeds.
11)
A book
of someone’s gambling debts.
12)
A pair
of silver ‘granny-glasses’.
13)
A silver
surfboard.
14)
A piece
of scrimshaw depicting the voyage of a boat up a river. The boat in question is
called the Nostromo and the scrimshaw
ends with the words, “the horror...the horror.”
15)
A
two-man saw.
16)
A wooden
chair with leather straps for someone’s arms and legs. A curious metallic
helmet and hood are attached to the top of the chair. The words ‘Old Sparky’
have been burnt into the wood.
17)
A barrel
of monkeys.
18)
A pair
of crampons.
19)
A bag of
gems worth at least 500gp that glow in the dark like cat’s eyes.
20)
A
turnip.
21)
A
Wampeter, a Foma, and a Granfalloon. So it goes.
22)
A round
red and white circled shield with a white star in the centre.
23)
A
Pick-Axe.
24)
An
eight-track of ‘Don’t Fear The Reaper.’
25)
A Grand
Piano.
26)
A Book
of Blood. Whenever it is opened, it is red.
27)
A small
chest containing random coins, each one with the head of a player on them. Oh,
and the player is wearing a crown.
28)
A triple
horned goats head.
29)
A large
sea shell. When placed to your ear plays, ‘Dazed and Confused’, by Led
Zeppelin.
30)
A box of
kittens.
31)
A wooden
canoe.
32)
Schematics
on how to build an Igloo.
33)
A bucket
of coal.
34)
A silver
star shaped broach with the word Sherriff on it.
35)
A grubby
helmet covered in camouflaged material with the words “Front Toward Enemy”, and
“Khe Sanh” written on it.
36)
Some
dude, frozen in Carbonite.
37)
A
Wheelbarrow.
38)
A bow of
+1 to back scratching, but not much use to shoot people.
39)
A
leather Bull whip.
40)
A small brass
hedgehog.
41)
A Golden
Chachapoyan Fertility Idol.
42)
A cloak
and cowl shaped like a bat.
43)
A jar of
radioactive spiders.
44)
A
miniature Dalek that screams, ‘Exterminate’ when handled.
45)
A brown,
well used, beaten fedora with a tag on the inside that says,” Property of
Alabama Smith”.
46)
A
diamond encrusted Championship ring.
47)
A spell
book labelled, “Trainspotting”.
48)
A soggy
Dominoes pizza box.
49)
A box of
Cuban cigars. Still sealed.
50)
Sheet
music for Iggy Pop’s “Night Clubbing”.
51)
A
treasure map.
52)
A promissory
note worth 271 Silver Pieces. Redeemable only in Tenkar’s Landing.
53)
A Gold disc
that reads,” Fifty Million Elvis Fans can’t be wrong”.
54)
Vincent
van Gogh’s ear.
55)
The
Band-Aid from the back of Marsellus Wallace’s neck.
56)
A
picture of a grassy knoll.
57)
A large
box of earth to be delivered to Carfax Abbey, belonging to one Count Dracul.
58)
A Bird
cage.
59)
A piece
of a Blue Policeman’s box.
60)
A Spade.
61)
A rusty
lantern than when rubbed does...nothing.
62)
A chest
full of green glowing question marks.
63)
A Headless
Bat.
64)
A bottle
of Hair Tonic (patent pending) from the ‘Auspicious Alchemical Hands’, of DR.
Peter Rabbitfoot.
65)
A scroll
containing a ghost story.
66)
A map to
the ‘Dark Tower’.
67)
A brass
plaque that reads, “Who Watches the Watchmen?”
68)
A small
rosewood jewellery box containing the mummified finger of a powerful Sorcerer.
69)
The
sacred crest of the ‘War-Pigs’.
70)
A
rusting Iron Maiden that holds a fresh body.
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