1) The owner’s manual for a droid called, R2-D2.
2) A yellow guitar pick.
3) The severed fingers of Roland the Gunslinger.
Say Thankee, Sai.
4) A wooden bucket.
5) A dead seagull.
6) The bloated body of a black unicorn.
7) A large red toadstool. Eat... if you dare.
8) An autographed spell book called, “The
Trial.”
9) A Ouija Board.
10)
A
sporran containing a pipe, and a pouch of tobacco.
11)
A red
apple with an arrow +1 sticking out of it.
12)
The
original ‘Mona Lisa’.
13)
The
severed head of the dude from Munch’s painting, ‘The Scream’.
14)
A
message in a bottle.
15)
A bag of
rusty buttons.
16)
A giant writhing
tentacle.
17)
A
portable wooden guillotine.
18)
A
Harlequins costume.
19)
A broken
lance.
20)
A pack
of playing cards that have had all the Kings', Queens', and Jacks' eyes cut out.
21)
Several
shiny pieces of a weather balloon.
22)
A large
red dragon’s scale, large enough to be used as a +2 shield of fire resistance.
23)
A hollow
tree trunk.
24)
250ft of
rope.
25)
A bag of
potatoes.
26)
A pile
of tangled fishing nets containing a dead merman.
27)
A filing
cabinet full of files labelled X.
28)
A giant
turtles shell.
29)
An
elaborately carved walking stick.
30)
A
hangman’s noose.
31)
A
beating heart.
32)
A magic
8-ball that only ever answers, ‘You, die...’
33)
A
leopard-skin pill-box hat.
34)
A pouch
of counterfeit gold coins.
35)
A deck
of 52 tarot cards. Each one is Death, and depicts the PC’s at various stages of
their life... but only their past, never their future.
36)
A
battered harmonica.
37)
A tiny wooden replica of Castle Braunstein.
38)
A giant
coconut.
39)
The
deeds to Maggie’s Farm.
40)
Several
sticks of Dynamite.
41)
A
blotter full of Brown Acid.
42)
Rasputin’s
robes.
43)
A pair
of boxing gloves.
44)
A wooden
sparring dummy.
45)
A set of
leather bagpipes.
46)
A Crown
of Canines. Wearing it allows you to see the future, briefly. Roll 1d4 to see
how many hours exactly.
47)
A
catcher’s mitt.
48)
A
birthday cake made of meat with candles of bone.
49)
A pigs
head with a sign attached that says, ‘Have you seen the little piggy’s, in
their starched white shirts?’
50)
A bagful
of bone dice that always rolls high.
51)
A
witch’s broom.
52)
A WW1
Gasmask.
53) A gigantic
oyster shell.
54)
A bunch
of green bananas.
55)
The
battle plans for ‘Operation Market-Garden.’
56)
A Joshua
tree.
57)
A
pearl-handled trident of +2.
58)
A lyre.
59)
A liar.
60)
A large
black canvas sail.
61)
A carved
wooden figurehead that comes alive every full-moon if submerged in sea-water.
62) A palantír.
63) A knight’s saddle.
64) A box containing three blind mice.
65) The wax
death-mask of Alexander the Great.
66) A key to the
Texas Schoolbook Depository.
67) A packing
crate containing a stained glass window of a solemn monk in prayer.
68) A small
wooden windmill.
69) The complete
works of William Shakespeare... although Hamlet’s name has been replaced by,
Asmodeus.
70) The scuffed
leather boots of ‘The Walkin’ Dude.’
71) A red rose.
72) A year’s
supply of iron rations.
73) A werewolves
paw that becomes a human hand every full-moon.
74) A barrel of
crude oil.
75) The battle
standard of the Roman Legion.
76) A kilt made
from ‘Black Watch’ tartan.
77) A packet of
seeds, property of one, Jethro Tull.
78) One of those
god-awful, ‘Keep Calm and do something banal’ signs. ‘The do something part’ is
up to the DM.
79) A harpoon.
80) An
optometrists chart, populated only with the number 13.
81) Your,
‘Wandering Monster’ chart.
82) A bag, full of
magical Lottery Balls.
83) A ‘Common to
Elven’ dictionary.
84) A rocking
horse of constant motion.
85) A Hex map of
Tenkar’s Landing.
86) A
Multi-coloured Mermaid.
87) A pair of
Giant leather boots.
88) A small
glass vial of Anthrax.
89) A witches
shopping list.
90) A pair of rusty
leg-irons, with the legs still attached.
91) A
straitjacket.
92) A barrel of
Wolf’s Bane.
93) Giant wind
chimes.
94) A samurai
sword.
95) Neptune’s
Crown.
96) Achilles’
heel.
97) A pearl the
size of a Halfling’s head.
98) A cracked
ships bell.
99) A golden
fleece.
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